Rode the Ultimate Challenge today. The only way to appropriately describe it is, “Ow! Ow! Ow! Will someone make the bad man stop!” The ride started at 10:30 this morning and I don’t get home until 9:30. Obviously, something isn’t working right in my brain today so you get a Bob Ross in a pot. Think of it as a way-better-than-a-Chia-Pet or maybe just block this one from your mind. Either way, I’m too tired to do anything else today.