All the Pictures This is number 300 That means second to last It’s like stripes and polka dots. How cool is that? Or snowy pine Or is it croci? Banzai! No, bonsai. This would be the best episode ever! Your guess is as good as mine. … Maybe they are grape flavored. Pine trees in pots of clay. Hooray. …Don’t sing karaoke? Otherwise known as a butterfly. After all this time… it still hurts. Chalk this one up to … I got nothing. It’s colorful. After a full day of eating this, I just want to eat food for a while. What a beautiful window. I surely hope those aren’t buzzards. Don’t touch it it’s glowing. Things aren’t always what they seem. It’s a building inside a building. Neat. I am angry! bring me a pizza to appease my wrath. Sometimes you just need to look up. People should write more of them. Not the kind you wear. You might think it’s an intelligence potion because it’s full of nerds. Plant an idea in a bed of nerds and you get technology. The penguin is just out for a stroll in the snow. Now write 100 times, I will not get cancer. I can’t believe that it’s almost been a year already. Actually, I can. Just a lone wolf howling at the moon. Since the lid isn’t closed tightly, the tree might escape. After suffering all day on the bike, sometimes your mind goes to weird places. Always with the trees. Bob Ross paints a minimalist landscape. This was supposed to go up yesterday. No Comment This tree doesn’t look happy. Indiana Jones beware When you have no ideas, light one on fire. Or is it a luna moth? Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here… I mean leave… that doesn’t seem right either. Eventually Restore your mana today. +15 Health Also available in pint and quart sizes No comment At least it’s not on a plane. It’s green, so it must be getting plenty of water. His name is Scott. Why is the water orange? I mean Polo! Hiding among the crayons he waits. Two of my favorite riders at the cemetery today. It’s a powerful thing. Oh, it’s right there, I see it. It was laundry day so I folded some shirts. Happy Birthday, Matt! Remember when we caught the tree on fire with a flare? Usually you get the large chainring mark, it is rare to see the chain. It looked like a good year for apricots, but not for apricot trees. Can I interest you in a nice cord? No, man I’m wireless. They are USB 3 compatible. A nice little plant. Some things don’t age well. Because real trumpets don’t grow on trees. Don’t play koi. The elusive velociraptor, hunting the green pepper. Or is he going to weed the garden? That fish looks surreal. I sea what you did there. You’re just fishing for a compliment. Elephants don’t get cancer, but it looks like this one plays soccer. Wheeee! Ooh Sour. My apple tree has no apples, but my pear tree has this. He looks like he’s had a hard day. Or is it star-jumbled, I always get them mixed up. This stuff gets everywhere. Why is my ceiling glowing? The glowfish is a pisces that loves long swims near the beach. And what? On the grass watching the clouds. …for you, but you’re very late …for a girl like you …for a star to fall? Just a couple of days ago they were vibrant and colorful, now they are dry. They’re so fluffy! Contrary to popular belief, my love is not like this. This is what a rose would look like if the Millennium Falcon was the size of a fly. She may look pretty, but her toes… uggh! Or overexposed, you’re choice. Everyone should do it. Nothing more to say on this. This one isn’t from Cairo. Or you can dismantle them. Just a view from the top. Maybe something from the cabbage family? Just letting you know I care. Or is it bleeding heart? There are 206 bones in the human body. I know something seems out of place but I can’t put my finger on it. Sucks! It certainly is. Twinkle, twinkle Only 100 more photos. Not Captain Jack, but he will poop on your car. No lightning, Zeus must be carousing… again. It represents the rise of the hippopotamus in a post-modern world. Just kidding. Just waiting for the bass to drop. Not sure if these are flowers or just weeds, but they are yellow. Can you tell what this is? Does it look like a bear? They weren’t here yesterday. Wax works a little better than glow-stick matter. It happens to flowers or people who don’t drink enough. It’s late. Creativity is low. Tried a star but that didn’t turn out well. Sometimes they’re right where you left them. Every day. They look so sad. Because three is better than one, it’s two more. I wanted to come up with a witty title, but alas no. From nine stories up. Not the kind you build stuff with. Glowsticks and origami. You know, this is not how I pictured Michigan at all. I really got nothing here. Like sunflowers, only smaller and less desirable. Or maybe prospectless. I’m barefoot because USB 2.0 shoes are so last year. I tried tiptoeing through them and stopping to smell the roses. This is what tomatillos would look like on Three Mile Island. At least they aren’t tomatillo zombies. This is not the scene of the crime, there is a pile of feathers in the grass. Not as good as real grapes but also seedless. This is why I shouldn’t be in charge of holidays. It’s not even hump day and I’m already posting a camel. Because, of course it would. Unlike a unicorn, I do poop rainbows. Not the famous Mr. Ed. This species of bear strangely doesn’t like honey. This is the nerdiest rhino ever. More from the apricot tree. Popcorn popping on the apricot tree. Because my little brother is in town. Pointy toes, I said pointy! Ooh rainbowey. Um, I got nothing. I think the flavor combination is not complimentary. Yeah, there’s no good caption to go with this title. Only seconds before getting little too close and bursting into flames. All up in my grill. Is it crocuses or croci? In case the purple one was not your thing. Despite yesterday’s snow, Spring seems to really be here. Waxing hot and cold. The struggle is real Yeah, it’s salt. Remembering why… Buck up little camper. Or the paper menagerie. Just your regular glow-in-the-dark flower. Duck… Duck… Duck … Wait, wrong game. It’s apple pi. Here fishy fishy fishy. Wait why’s he diving. Is that a spear? Why do you have a spear? Ah, entropy I feel siiiiick. Or is it Mikes and Ike? …I won’t let you go… I wonder if this pasta would fit in a fortune cookie. Just testing the rule of thirds. Of a feather, on a wire… something. Sometimes you can’t put things back together again. If you cut off a unicorn horn is it considered a rhinoplasty? …But it doesn’t thrill me half as much as dancing cheek… Um, wait a minute. It’s almost time to ride outside. Of course it’s happy it’s drinking the nectar of cycling. Wait, that one looks like a skull impaled on that spindle. Can’t hunt, eating! Too many suspects. Your tree has… issues. Something’s Fishy. You’ve got a little spot right there. No, a little to the right. Wait a minute. That’s not a candle. Fire is dangerous, especially if you stand in it. There once was a man with an orange… worst limerick ever. Any labels that are not family friendly are coincidental. I thought we were cut from the same cloth… No, you were just a bootie call. It was either this or downward. But to be fair the hugging ones can be off-putting The sun is a star. Shut up kid! We can always find a reason if we need to. Rawr! No new tales to tell. Wait, there’s no sun, it’s snowing. This is how I feel today. Let’s go fly a kite. What can I say about this? Maybe he tried to link up then tried the other way then gave up. Hey, there aren’t any bananas in this tree. There’s always one. My, what a long neck you have. All the better too eat the tops of the trees with. Look at the C. On the hunt. In a snow storm. Whatever floats your boat. You have to cross those bridges before you burn them… or something like that. When I looked at the mess I made yesterday the pile at the top looked like clouds, so I just went with it. Don’t look too closely or the camel may spit on you. But why is the bear multicolored? …Or to take arms against a sea of troubles… I said top tube, not tube top. Geez. What a pretty flower… Oh it burns it burns! Um… I think there’s something wrong with that fruit. To prevent scurvy eat this picture. A different kind of quarter. Twinkle twinkle… They all fall down, except for the guy who caused the whole mess. They aren’t weak, they’re wirey. Well it looks like I stepped in unicorn poop… again. Without the snow, these trees are less attractive. To infinity and… well I guess that’s as far as you can go. It’s cold and snowy these days. I guess winter is here. Well… this is awkward. What is there to say about a lump of clay? And I dance on your grave. Cold and gray I guess it is that time of year when you reflect on stuff or take pictures of water if you are less introspective. Just out for a walk with the dog. Could this be the bluebird of happiness I keep hearing about? I started the day with the best Christmas movie ever while chilling in my Grinch footy pajamas. This morning was gloomy looking. Seems appropriate for the day. I had a moment of lapsed grinchiness. Who knew salt could be so encouraging? A picture of me getting ready to take a picture. By me. Not a punk, but definitely a diva. Red skies at morning… I’m sure glad that I live somewhere landlocked. He looks like a lot less of a punk than he really is, but I still like him. Sauron is watching! So, tell me about your mother. I like the view of the mountains with the snow. The standoff ended at high noon when the opposition just melted away. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy. Now you want to donate to cancer research. Today’s theme is cute. Carrying the weight of the world. Almost there… Dang it … Well this time for sure! Some days just end up like this. It has pedals and stems so it must be a bouquet. Such fun to drive. Maybe I should get one. If you have a cold, this probably isn’t the wisest course of action. It seems appropriate that there was snow on the first day of December. A 14 tooth sprocket in clay. Paper flowers for those with no sense of smell. Lonely white sail. Wait… What? Honestly, I think it kind of looks like a googly eyed rabbit. Food coloring on ice does different things then on water. Let’s see… I think this piece goes here. As today is Thanksgiving, I thought a big thank you was in order. Because tomorrow pie. We’ve all heard of handsprings, but these are foot springs On her eighteenth birthday she will prick her finger on a spindle… Hey cool bike. Just a reminder Standing on the shoulders of giants Some days you just get lucky Everything’s gonna be okay. Is it a wave or a high-five? Sometimes you just like the way a picture turns out. The Kidney Cancer ribbon for cyclists Not a fan of sunset at 5:30. I love this sweater. A touch of red. One of the few animals that I saw that I agreed with the kids who were screaming, “Cute!” So… your mother’s probably safe. Maybe I should have added a ransom line… maybe not. I seem to be on a foliage theme here. Kind of like yesterday only not real. Even the trees are putting on costumes for halloween This is where I went to junior high school Kinda like the last one but with a light background Before it died I thought I’d get a shot of this. These snails are popping wheelies. Showoffs! The odd colored one is a negative sheep… I think he’s a photographer. Guardian Angels While visiting the cemetery I saw these clouds. Birds of a feather… attract. Or something like that. With the change in weather it is time to get ready for winter. Paper. Folded. Sometimes wandering around the streets at nice makes a good picture The eyes have it. Unfortunately I couldn’t find put $1,000,000 in a bag and leave it on my porch in the magazines I was cutting up. This little jar of mine, I’m gonna let it shine…or glow in the dark… or something. Sometimes things just work out in your favor. Everyone is trying to get to the top. I think the duck needs a scarf, it’s too cold in Antarctica without one. This one’s for Barb. Expletive deleted! This one is for Marie For Nate This is what the street looks like if you’re thinking fourth dimensionally. Saw these berries and decided they looked like pumpkins. This picture isn’t cheating, it’s not my bike This is the picture to kick off the project. Stay tuned to see if it takes off or dies on the vine.