Snowball Fights are Murder

The standoff ended at high noon when the opposition just melted away.

Today it snowed. Which got me thinking, what if snowmen had snowball fights? It seemed like that would be like feeding a hamburger to a cow. I will admit that this got a little dark, but it has such potential for captioning.

You can tell by the name that Frosty was a cold hearted killer.

“Hey guys! Heads up.”

Well, at least he isn’t going to bring the heat.

We would arrest him, but there are no bodies.

If you put your mind to it, I’m sure you can come up with your own. Enjoy.

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