Raptor

The elusive velociraptor, hunting the green pepper. Or is he going to weed the garden?

Times must be hard for this velociraptor, he’s gone vegetarian. Or maybe he’s going to try to lure out a rabbit or that elephant from a couple of days ago. Although you can’t tell from the picture, I did pull some weeds in the garden today. Then I decided to take my picture of the day out there.

Dolphin

That fish looks surreal. I sea what you did there. You’re just fishing for a compliment.

Wow, I can’t believe it’s July already. It sure feels like summer outside though. The AC is cranking away, the ice-cream truck is playing its music, and the dolphins are jumping in the grass.

To be honest I kind of feel like the dolphin looks more like an orca. The silent killers of the sod. Maybe I should put an origami tuna and a seal in the grass just to find out for sure what kind of sea animal I folded.

For the record, I recognize the inaccuracy in the caption. Dolphins are mammals not fish, but I’m just not going to change it.

For today, “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”